Quotes/Humor/Article For The Week

QUOTES


Only a Life Lived for Others is Worth Living

"BE SELFLESS"

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We will be Judged for what we did Wrong...
not by how much Good we did.

"THERE LIES OUR PUNISHMENT"
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Take a lesson from the Weather...

It pays no attention to CRITICISM

"NEVER GIVE UP"


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Don't be irreplaceable...
If you cant be Replaced...
You Cant be PROMOTED!

"PRIDE IS STAGNANCY"


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They say we Die twice...
Once, when the breath leaves the Body
and Once, when the last person we know
says Our Name...
and then our lives will be Forgotten!

"LIVE" A LASTING LEGACY!!!




HUMOR

Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday.



"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"

"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"



"Has there been any insanity in your family?"

"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.



They lived happily until they got married.


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"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

Sanjay : "I passed your house yesterday."

Anil : "Thanks I appreciate it."

"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."

"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."

Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"

"I couldn't lift the table."

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Why didn't Noah Kill Those two MOSQUITOES???

My friend has a fine watch dog.

At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

No one has ever complained of His/Her parachute not opening... Why???

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been

brought here for drinking.

Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.